Part of an ongoing project
Still Water - "May contain nuts."
Sparkling Water - "Still Water, but fizzy and comes with a lemon."
Cosmic Paralyzer - "It might take a while to feel your legs again."
Frosted Eight - "You can never quite put your finger on the taste..."
Black Fruit Bliss - "Good for the mind, body, and the soul, but not flatulence."
Cairo Tea - "The ancient hieroglyphs say it helps you lose weight."
Mad Brew Tea - "It has more caffeine than ten shots of espresso, in one cup."
Leaf Tea - "Made with real leaves."
Infinite Tea - "Is that light at the bottom of the glass?"